Wasted Rock Ranger by Great White This is the B-side to the Once Bitten Twice Shy single that came out many years ago. It has been stuck in head for some time now. I hope you all get a kick out of it as well. It sounds great on an acoustic. anyone knows another way to play I would love to hear your suggestions. G Well, I'm a Wasted Rock Ranger, I live a life of danger D On the road to find a higher high D I don't need no one's affection, All I need is my injection, G My out of tune Les Paul will get me by G I've been doin' gigs since I was ten and really can't remember when D I ever had a dollar to my name D My ears are blown, my eyes are red, I've got big holes inside my head G From snorting too much crystal and cocaine G I have bennies with the mornin' toast, Qualudes with the evenin' roast D Assorted snorts of powder in between D I don't think a days gone by, That I wasn't drunk or high G It's the only way I keep my sanity G From Keggers Den to Hootersville, My flamming dreams have topped the bill D A thousand empty bottles earned my name D Endless dreams of one night stands, Sharing gigs with half-ass bands G And all the local groupies lay the same G Well I coulda' had a payin' job, workin' for some fucked up slob D Wife or family, true security D But I left that shit behind, With all that heavy metal grind G 'Cause Rock & Roll is in my blood to stay (among other things...) G Hey! You're a Wasted Rock Ranger, You'll live a life of danger D Sing this song and follow it to the end D And when you reach number one **You can overdose for fun** G And go and visit Jimi and his friends (whistle)x4 (solo)x8 G Hey! You're a Wasted Rock Ranger, You'll live a life of danger D Sing this song and follow it 'till the end D And when we reach number one **We'll all overdose for fun** G And we'll hang out with Jimi and his friends (Yee-Haa)